Comical Conversations

This post is going to be short because I have two of my favorite ladies coming to visit me this weekend and I CANNOT be more excited 🙂 I have a laundry list of things to do, but little time to get it done!

I’m honestly not sure what I’ve been doing and why I’ve been so MIA from this blog lately, but I am staying busy and still loving it up  here.  Woke up this morning to work out and I was actually cold going to the gym!!! It was 65 degrees at 6:15am and the high today is supposed to 80 with no humidity.  I don’t think this is common for August, but I will certainly take it.

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Dating scene isn’t going any better, but that’s ok, I honestly don’t have time for it right now.  I think I mentioned before that I got on a new app and honestly I think I did it more for the comic relief.

Few of the more comical conversations:

Dude Man #1:  “Let’s hang out asap, bring your dog to my place, my little buddy (his shih-tzu) needs a friend while mommy and daddy hang out.”

Logical Female (Me): “Call me old fashioned, but I don’t think going to a complete strangers house is the smartest idea”

Dude Man #1: “All I can say is I like you, I’m a good man.”

Logical Female (Me): “You don’t even know me”

…….(thinking to myself let’s entertain this conversation a bit more)

“What kind of appraisals do you specialize in?” (this was in his profile, we have had no more conversation other than what’s mentioned above)

Dude Man #1: “I bang out the big bucks with quick office and industrial appraisals…I have my ways of getting what I want.”

Logical Female (Me): “Nice”

(that’s my way of saying end of convo, no further interaction needed)

Dude Man #1: (A couple days later) “Hey Baby, what’s up?”

Logical Female (Me):  SILENCE (baby, really?!?!)

…….(at this point, I really want to delete him, but I am more interested to see if he continues conversation and arrogance)

 

Dude Man #2: “Do you sleep with socks on or off?”

Oblivious Female (Me):  “I actually do prefer to sleep with socks on, but it’s not a necessity.  I feel it keeps me warmer and I sleep better.”

Dude Man #2:  “That’s a deal breaker, it means you have scaly feet.”

Oblivious Female (Me):  No response, just deleted and blocked him immediately – what a FREAK!!!

Now this is how you get me to continue a conversation:

Dude Man #3: “I’m a Jags fan and have been looking for someone to watch games with me!”

Excited Female (Me): “Wow, really, I didn’t think any existed in Richmond.”

Dude Man #3:  “Yeah, I’m originally from Tallahassee”

…….Where this gets really funny: He is 24!!! WHAT THE ?!?!

So on this new dating app, it asks for your age range and if it’s a deal breaker – I put age 31-41, but not a deal breaker – didn’t think it would go back to ages as young as 21!!! Guys are actually “liking” me that are 21 and one even said “You don’t look like you’re 36!” Thank you, sir – you just made my year!!! 

Anyway, back to prepping for an exciting weekend ahead 🙂 Have a great day everyone!!

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